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Pink Magic™
So Chingon
We had to make it Pink™
Super Anti-Catabolic / Anabolic / Test Stimulator
Muscle Density – Strength – Vascularity – Hardening†
Instant Underground Legend. Buzz built so fast tabloids are jealous. So rare,
this may be the only box you ever get your hands on. Pink Magic – So Chingon We
Had To Make It Pink.
As legend has it, the Pink Magic formula was sitting in CEO Jacob Geissler’s
office for over a year, untouched & hidden, as it was delivered while he was
away on business & was lost in the shuffle…
Once discovered, product tester extraordinaire Joe Simone was given a bottle and
all was forgotten. Remember, dozens, even hundreds of herbs are tested per year
with just a select few making the cut…
Then Joe’s email hit our inbox – “Ok, you guys need to come clean. What
the%^*!’s in these pink pills & how can I get more?” writes Joe “rapid
vascularity, balloon-like muscle fullness, crazy recovery, sick strength & a
feeling like no-other. Scale is going up and belt size going down.”
And The Name USPlabs Pink Magic Was Born…
Could it really be this good? Joe is brutally honest, but maybe he’s a hyper
responder?Only one way to find out: test!
Tests come back with flying colors. PR’s dropping like flies. Workout
destruction like hammer to glass. Bodies changing. Word spreading.
The ingredients are very rare, we can’t possibly make enough. But we have to, we
owe it to our customers – how could we ever sit on something this good?
Truth is, we couldn’t. So we made as much as we possibly could, but materials
were scarce.
Warning: Pink Magic will sell out – fast. It’ll be out of stock until more is
grown, harvested & packaged. So stock up now, you’ve been warned.
*Based on a 4 workout per week training schedule.
* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
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